Your Daily FoodScope for March 13, 2022

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Aries

You may find yourself with a little extra walking around money today, so think of creative ways of dispensing with it. Treating yourself to a four-course dinner at a fancy steak house could be fun. It’s not every day you get a chance to dig into a porterhouse steak the size of a football!

Taurus

Today could be one for just a touch of decadence. It doesn’t have to be Felliniesque, perhaps just a little something that makes you feel all naughty inside. March on down to the confection shop, buy a box of Swiss chocolate truffles and dig in. You may have to take a cold shower afterward, but it’ll be oh-so worth it.

Gemini

It behooves you to see the good behind the bad today, especially when it comes to your favorite foods. Sure, chocolate may be high in fat and sugar, but it’s also loaded with antioxidant flavenols that prevent certain cancers and ward off dementia by increasing blood flow to the brain. That means it’s okay to be coo-coo for chocolate; it may actually keep you from going crazy.

Cancer

Friends may deem some of your cuisine choices to be crazy, so today, show them just how wrong they are. It may take some convincing, but your finely honed talents of persuasion could have them going your way. When they finally agree that Filipino mechado and adobo are excellent, your mission is complete.

Leo

Your stubborn ego doesn’t let you overindulge in public. What you do behind closed doors, however, is another story. Sure, you do a good job of hiding all those empty pizza boxes from visitors, but breath that reeks of garlic fries may ultimately prove to be your undoing.

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Virgo

You feel slightly saucy today, somewhat hedonistic. You don’t know where this randy attitude came from, but you do like it. Have something for dinner that matches your mood. Prawns and angel hair pasta swimming in a creamy garlic/lemon sauce should do the trick just fine.

Libra

A first dinner date tonight requires a certain amount of etiquette. Impeccable table manners always make for a good impression, so don’t order sloppy dishes. The grilled beef ribs could leave you with barbecue sauce all over your face and shirt, and constantly licking your fingers is an added turnoff.

Scorpio

You wage a mighty battle with temptation today, and it takes all the willpower and discipline you can muster to come out on top. Oh, the seductive siren call of onion rings, French fries, and fried calamari is enticing, but stir-fried tofu and bok choi can help smite this powerful enemy.

Sagittarius

Your blood may boil, your heart rate might quicken and there’s that vein popping out of your forehead. Letting the stress of the day overcome you could leave you a basket case even before lunch rolls around. A cup of chamomile tea should help soothe the savage beast within, and keep your temper from exploding like a volcano.

Capricorn

Imagine how much good eatin’ the Neanderthals got after downing a wooly mammoth. But they’ll have nothing on you as you dine at a barbecue steak house tonight. The massive prime rib you’ll savor will look like it came from a T-Rex and the baked potato will be the size of a dinosaur egg.

Aquarius

Superstition contends that eating carrots will improve night vision, while fact scientific states that spinach is actually better for eye health. So go for both of this on this thirteenth day of the month. Steam or saute them and serve with grilled chicken breast and brown rice. This double whammy could be better than Lasik.

Pisces

You’ll have a lot to observe today, but don’t fret. Looking at the positive aspects will keep you from getting overwhelmed. Today’s discoveries should give you a great idea of what to serve the family for dinner tonight.

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